Diary Entry #2

Dear Diary,

Me and Lice went to go see the boat that dad said to offer him. So when we were going to walk to my house to go check it out he had said," walking who's walking." Then he looked at my bike. The next thing I know is,he is pedaling towards my house wheezing and I am sitting on my handle bars. So when we got there he made up his mind, we now have a for-sure-deal. he had taught me all of this stuff about writing down evidence. So the next day dad was in the paper and it said that he might go on a hunger strike, and then half of the article is about Dusty Muleman saying that dad is a liar and a crackpot. Well I went to Lice's place again but this time with Abbey.She was a little scared though. Well i guess that is it for now.

Noah